I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.
I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain.
What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks.
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?
My work is a mitzvah for the eyes & ears...and it will help you forget about your problems by thinking about mine for a change!
You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard.