My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait."
Love Goddess in training. It could happen.
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?
This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"
You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard.
I would just go insane in a public school. I don't have enough clothes.You have to be Heidi Klum to go to public school now. It's crazy. I feel sorry for these kids, not to mention that the new Secretary Of Education, Betsy DeVos, is against education.