Oh spare me, being stuck in your bedroom is not like prison. You don't have to worry about being gang-raped in your bedroom.
Justin HalpernWhen it's asshole-tightening time, that's when you see what people are made of. Or at least what their asshole is made of.
Justin HalpernI just wanted to compile these stories about growing up with my father and I wanted people to be able to enjoy them individually, but also the entire book as a whole.
Justin HalpernYou're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.
Justin Halpern