No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry.

Sometimes its nice when people you love need you.

You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.

Eventually, though, I came to the conclusion that I was the male equivalent of a Toyota Camry. You know: No one ever says, "I have to have a Toyota Camry." But most people who spend some time in a Camry start to like it. "It's pretty reliable," they think. "It doesn't have a lot of problems, and it's not bad to look at. You know what? I'd probably prefer a nicer car. But I can live with a Camry.

The Internet has really democratized ideas. There are no real gatekeepers any more, because if you have a great idea, and you put it online, people will find it and it will get in front of who it needs to get in front of.

That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.

Writing a book is incredibly pleasurable, but very solitary. You have total control, but sometimes that can drive you insane.