There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.
Justin HalpernWriting a book is incredibly pleasurable, but very solitary. You have total control, but sometimes that can drive you insane.
Justin HalpernIf it's not bourbon or sweatpants, it's going in the garbage.... No, don't get creative. Now is not a creative time. Now is a bourbon and sweatpants time.
Justin HalpernOh spare me, being stuck in your bedroom is not like prison. You don't have to worry about being gang-raped in your bedroom.
Justin HalpernOn My Last-Place Finish in the 50-Yard Dash During Little League Tryouts โIt kinda looked like you were being attacked by a bunch of bees or something. Then when I saw the fat kid with the watch who was timing you start laughingโฆ. Well, Iโll just say itโs never a good sign when a fat kid laughs at you.
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