No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry.

My parents had irrational fears of Mexico and assumed that once you crossed the border, drug runners made you swallow a heroin balloon and then within the hour you were in a bathtub full of ice and they were harvesting your kidneys.

What Im trying to say is that what makes you up, its always been around, and it always will be around. So really the only thing you should worry about is the part you're at right now. Where you got a body and a head and all that bullshit. Just worry about living, dying is the easy part.

The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and just ain't spitting it out.

No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry.

People are always trying to tell you how they feel. Some of them say it outright, and some of them, they tell you with their actions. And you have to listen. I don't know what will happen with your lady friend. I think she's a nice person, and I hope you get what you want. But do me a favor: Listen, and don't ignore what you hear.

There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.