So-called psychoanalysis is the occupation of lustful rationalists who trace everything in the world to sexual causes--with the exception of their occupation.

The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span.

Psychoanalysis is the mental illness it purports to cure

I have decided many a stylistic problem first by my head, then by heads or tails.

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

Children play soldier. That makes sense. But why do soldiers play children?

To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all.