My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious.
Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.
Truth is a clumsy servant that breaks the dishes while washing them.
Diplomacy is a game of chess in which the nations are checkmated.
Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.
Since the law prohibits the keeping of wild animals and I get no enjoyment from pets, I prefer to remain unmarried.