I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.

The Web is the new book though, innit?

If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.

We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.

I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.