I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes.