I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
Karl PilkingtonThe poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
Karl Pilkington[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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