I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.

The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.

Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.

The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.