Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
Karl PilkingtonCat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
Karl PilkingtonI just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
Karl PilkingtonI came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.
Karl Pilkington