It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?

The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.

If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.

I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.

All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.