It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?

I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.

At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?

All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.

Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.