It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?

Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.

It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.

Every problem solved is a problem made.