For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?
It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!