Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

You don't get anything done by planning

The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.

Treat the world like a head.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?