I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.

The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’

Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.