I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.

I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it.

I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.

There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.

If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.