Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.
Karl PilkingtonI don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
Karl PilkingtonWhen i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
Karl Pilkington