I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?

I could eat a knob at night.

We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...

If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?

The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.