I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.