The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.

As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.

Every problem solved is a problem made.

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...

All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.