Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.