My brain's just full of passwords.

Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.

I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, "I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be", then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, "I shouldn't be here!"