There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
Karl PilkingtonA block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau
Karl PilkingtonSo you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?
Karl PilkingtonThe great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
Karl Pilkington