It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey
There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.
I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.