Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?

The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.