I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.

Your dreams should never be better than your real life

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.