If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?

What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.