I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
A problem solved is a problem caused.
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.