As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.

Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!

If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.

You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.

Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic