As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.

Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.