People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else to drown it out at the time?

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

I saw a bee have a heart attack.

Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush.

Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.

I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.