Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush.

I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.