Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.

Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.

Every problem solved is a problem made.

Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!

This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.