They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle... get it locked up.

There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.

Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.