Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
I donโt think Iโve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.
Your dreams should never be better than your real life