What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.

I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.