What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep.

There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.

I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, "I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be", then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, "I shouldn't be here!"

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.