Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.

There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.

A dog has got human eyes.

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.