It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.