From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
If you can't do it, don't do it.
We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for