It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

I could eat a knob at night.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings

Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.