The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.

I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.