The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?

I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.

We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.