If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?

People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?

I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.

I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.