If you can't do it, don't do it.

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever get to a point where all this is too heavy for the world to handle?

Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?

I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.

The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.