If you can't do it, don't do it.

If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.

At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?