If you can't do it, don't do it.

It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.

They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle... get it locked up.

Treat the world like a head.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.

We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about