From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

Chinese people age overnight.