I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.

All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.

You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.

If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.