I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.

What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.

Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?