Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?

If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.