Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?

There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

Chinese people age overnight.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.