Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?

If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.

If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?