I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.

People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.

They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.

I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.