I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
Your dreams should never be better than your real life
If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic