If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

If you can't do it, don't do it.

The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.