I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?
The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.