How would I know which one I was?

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.

Comedy's really subjective, you know.

I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?

Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.

There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.