I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.

I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.