There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.

People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.

The Web is the new book though, innit?

They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.

It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.

We all just want to sit on our ass.