The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.