The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.