The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for

There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.