Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.

I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.

If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut.

By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.

We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever get to a point where all this is too heavy for the world to handle?