I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.