I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.

Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.