I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.