I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say anything bad about the group I'm in, cause every group is untouchable.' We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.