I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.

I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.