I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn't get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this day is unprecedented. You have to understand, no one went to the soccer games. In fact, I believe part of my duties as a cheerleader was to bake brownies for the team.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!