I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.