I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.