I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I have a no-apology policy.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

I believe fully in making fun of children. I believe very strongly that you should never make fun of an embryo or your ovaries. I am a big believer on breaking those rules. It's a case-by-case basis. But the thing is, there's so many ways to make a joke about something that is sort of maybe verboten or something.