I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.