I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.

Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.