I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.