The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.
To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.
I am in love with Larry David.
If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.
There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.