Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn't get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this day is unprecedented. You have to understand, no one went to the soccer games. In fact, I believe part of my duties as a cheerleader was to bake brownies for the team.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.